msquinnfabray-tots:

Well at least you were able to get away for a little while, why don’t you join us at the center for some dessert? We’re going to have a Christmas party.

Walking towards my car as we speak, I’ll be there in ten.

5 minutes into dinner and I already want to go on a homicidal rampage. There’s not even enough alcohol to get me through the evening. I am literally on the brink of killing myself.